Are There Less Typos in Normal Chatrooms?
I had to laugh when I read this: “your boyfriend is one lucky bastage”. Heh! Either that’s some alternative to the word “bastard” or a typo. In today’s world without rules, it can be either one. Who really knows? I’ll go with a typo, just because I’m old school.
Someone, with balls the size of buildings, came in and typed: “ok go ahead and take it all off bb”. I wouldn’t have had a problem with this, except the magic phrase: “here’s some Gold” didn’t follow. I snapped back with a few analogies and I think he got the point.
Then, at least once a night, the stupid question gets asked: “have you had sex with any of the canadien playrs?”. First of all, it’s “Canadiens” players, unless you mean a player from a Canadian team, in which case, you’d spell it “Canadian” (not “canadien”) and there’s an “e” in “players”. No, I don’t travel across Canada to have sex with hockey players not do I have sex with any locally. I often like to retort with a question myself: “Do you have sex with hockey players?” and wait for their response. Usually it’s: “No, I’m not gay.” or something close to that. To which my reply would be: “Then answer me this: why, just because I happen to have tits and a hole, does my interest in hockey have to be completely sexual or driven by anything other than a love of the sport?”. Usually shuts them up pretty good. If it doesn’t, I just talk hockey circles around them. Silly boys, you’re talking to a Canadian!
Someone else joins the conversation: “I am a Canucks fan and I am very worried about that!!”. What’s to be worried about, being a fan of a team who won the President’s Trophy and made the Stanley Cup Finals in the same year? That they haven’t also discovered the cure for cancer? I got the feeling he had been in my room before though. He wrote: “So are you giving a haockey lesson to our friends across teh border? LOL”. Two spelling errors and one minor grammatical oversight. I just smiled and replied: “Yes, of course I am. It keeps me entertained while I wait for guys to hit the private button.”. As hockey conversation ensued, larger grew my need to get the guys into private. I actually have learned to stop the conversation to pause for a “boobs for Gold” break or a commercial time-out, for private sessions. It isn’t as though I didn’t try, quite frequently I might add. It just isn’t in the cards some nights. Other nights, it’s all fine and dandy. Overall, one of the worst nights on record. At least I enjoyed some good conversations though. Unfortunately, good conversations don’t pay the bills.
Mr_South 8:20 pm on May 30, 2011 Permalink |
“…hockey players not do I have sex with any locally. ”
Spelling error or typo?
LOL
So what happens after the Stanley Cup is awarded?
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amanda36c 11:26 pm on May 30, 2011 Permalink |
Alright, smarty pants, I meant “nor” but spelt “not”. A simple typo. Never claimed to be immune to them myself. I can dish it and I can take it, so bring it on, baby! 😉
After the Stanley Cup is awarded, a country slowly starts to discover other things to do with their time. One of them, for me anyway, would be to get more work in. Then, the draft, the signings, freeagency, etc. So, there are things to follow and then before we know it, it’s exhibition season! 🙂
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Mr_South 10:08 pm on May 31, 2011 Permalink |
Yes, that is what I thought. No offense was meant by it.
As far as after hockey – I was going to mention, there is always the awards, followed by the draft, and then free agency. It really is getting to be a year round sport.
The winter is so ling, it is nice to get outside into the sunshine a bit also. And there is always the start of football season (CFL style).
Take care.
🙂
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amanda36c 11:10 pm on June 1, 2011 Permalink
“The winter is so ling…”? Spelling error or typo? 😉
You know I had to, eh?
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