Porn Junkies

You know they have been enjoying porn too long when:

 

 

highsticker: just so ya know Im workin not jerkin so don’t think Im freeloadin. Just needin some company.

Poetry in porn.

 

jihadjew: Uve made me so hard I reckon I can crack toffee here with my cock!!

Ah, the creative ways to use one’s head.

 

anonimitynow2: if i can only go private for a second, would you do naked jumping jacks in private?

At least I don’t have to question his sanity. I mush prefer them to be as subtle as a sledgehammer.

 

Borny: What can you do for me?

Hey buddy, you came to me, not the other way around!

 

Shadow47: I haven’t seen anyone win with you yet!

Aw gosh, he gives me too much credit.

 

kbmillburn: omg! lets watch hockey naked and im laying behind u and slide deep into u as u push back hrd into me!!

Most guys use cheap pick-up lines. This guy incorporates his love for hockey into a scheme to get me to indulge his fantasies in a cheap, cybersex session.  Class act!