Members Say The Funniest Things
It isn’t always me entertaning the members; sometimes it’s them entertaining me. Here are some examples:
laqwert55: spank my turtle and call me susan!!!!!
He seemed to have had a good explanation for that comment.
laqwert55: ur boobs screwed my brain
I’m sometimes therapeutical!
byroot06: your dance is good for my erection
I believe in the freedom to choose.
rodrigue17: do you like if i put a big toy in my ass hole?
This had to have been the funniest comment in my room last night.
Blond79: can u show me sothing for fre
His use of ALL-CAPS was a warning sign.
Thepilot19: HOW OLD ARE YOU
So, I asked him how old he thought I looked. To my pleasant surprise, his reply …
Thepilot19: MID 20S
Seriously, when you’re turning 44 in 3 weeks and someone thinks you’re in your mid-twenties, no matter the circumstances, no matter what their possible motive, hug that person!
I’m not quite sure what I did or said to spark this response but if I had been drinking something, it would have been all over the wall in front of me!
hotrod2011: was it my breath?
It didn’t look like a Gold Show was going to ensue, due to the low number of members in my room, so I mentioned that I may have to cancel and this member chimed in, with the solution (if only they all thought the same way!) …
hotrod2011: want me to go out and recruit
A member (though he never spent anything in my room, particularily), made me an offer I simply couldn’t refuse … refuse to have a good chuckle over, that is!
jeang2: would it be faster for me to come at ur place ?
I told him “no” and that I have a boyfriend. His solution (gotta love their solutions) …
im not jalous
Whew! That’s what I was really worried about. You being jealous, dude. Let me just loosen my bra now and exhale a huge sigh of relief!
That, my dear friends, is a day in the life of a camgirl.