He Said, She Said

 

He said:

daniel.beins: nice bb

daniel.beins: like your tits bb

daniel.beins: yeah bb your sweet bb

daniel.beins: im in love bb

daniel.beins: therehard too huh

 

She said (to herself, of course):

That last statement above – I thought he was finally done with the (over)use of the word “bb”, but alas, I was wrong. He continued…

 

He said:

daniel.beins: nipples are sweet bb
you are cute bb
im taking you home bb

daniel.beins: lick them nipples bb
nice body bb
just you bb your hot luv

daniel.beins: bb mmm your sweet
im hard bb

daniel.beins: hi bb you are hot

daniel.beins: you are so cute bb
im hard bb
im in love bb
play with them tits bb there fine
i can not see you bb wher are u

She said (to herself, of course):
He must have not noticed I went to grab a snack while the Gold Show timer was counting down. Poor Daniel, oblivious to the fact that he could have joined that Gold Show and fulfilled his deep desire to use the word ‘bb” in the most erotic of ways.

 

He said:

natureboy_4: your 29…what got you into 70-80’s music?

She said (to herself, of course): That’s sweet. He believes my profile, which claims I’m 29. So I guess that asshole harrasser who comes into my room to make age remarks, calling me “old” “grandma”, “milf”, “cougar” really doesn’t represent the thoughts of the average user.  It’s someone who knows my true age, for a fact. Perhaps because they have my information on file because I worked for them at one time.

 

He said:

rybo030481: i can see ur boobies

Longhair: did anyone ever tell you you have great tits? …lol

 

She said (to herself, of course):

Show tits, get compliments. Hmmm, not a new concept but a hell of a confidence booster (if ever one is needed).

 

He said:

badboy: wat do u do in gold show?

 

She said (to herself, of course):

What’s with this “wat” word? What does it do? What makes people feel compelled to save themself from having to type one additional letter, to spell the word correctly? In my day, I would have never gotten past kindergarten with spelling skills like that! It sounds stupid, looks stupid, and hell, I don’t even know how to pronounce it! If I took the sound of other words spelled similarly, it’d sound like cat, but with a “w” instead of a “c”. Hat, fat, pat, rat, vat, bat, mat, sat … all have the same sound. This is why “wat” makes no sense whatsoever! Proper spelling is just one of my many pet peeves. I have learned to live with it though, just as long as they give Gold. Otherwise, I tend to have less patience for their ramblings. 

 

He said: 

 hotguy: dude do something so people could tip you!! don’t be a bitch

 

She said (to herself, of course):

Dude? If I’m a dude, DUDE, then that would make you gay. So you’re gay, dude? Hate to tell you dude, but these boobs are natural. That’s bad news for you because that means I was born a female. That’s right, I’m not the gay lover you seek. The Dude implies I would be a bitch if I didn’t comply with his need to see me “do something”. I’m sure the Sears catalog would satisfy him just fine. He didn’t need me, obviously.

 

He said:

andy6222: are u from the bayarea?

 

She said (to herself, of course):

Which Bay; the Bay of Fundy, James Bay? I’m in Canada. The CA you’re seeing is a country code, short for Canada. When you see LV, that is short for Latvia, (not Las Vagas), CO is short for Colombia, not Colorado. I think he got the point that CA is not for California and I do not live in or around San Francisco. Streamate should probably place little flags there instead of country codes, to settle any confusion.

 

He said:

rotterdam69: dyu do housecalls?

 

She said (to herself, of course):

Housecalls? I strip online. That doesn’t mean I am willing to go out and meet any Tom, Dick and Harry that decides to enter a sex site to try and meet women. What, you don’t have a Yellow Pages? You don’t know how to search for escorts, prostitutes (I do believe they’re legal in the state of Nevada). My knowledge of this mentality that just because I do this, must mean I will do that, is limited. No, allow me to remain a fantasy in your imagination. Thanks anyway!