General Skype Can’t Get It Right

Once upon a time, there was a “General” who friended me on Skype …



I recognized his profile picture because that same one was attached to a

few another accounts that followed me, under different names. I

confronted him about this, and he called me a “bitch”.






He immediately removed his picture and blocked me. I guess my response

wasn’t to his liking.


I am a scam magnet. If the law ever decided they wanted to actually fight crime and find scams, all they’d need to do is follow me around.